Prem's Parodies

Rock Me Maharaji

Everything was dark at first
Things had gone from bad to worse
Lord of all the Universe
Came down to show the way
I was just a little child
Maya made my mind run wild
Then Guru Maharaj Ji smiled
And nighttime turned to day
I will give you peace he said
And at his feet I lay my head
So rock me Maharaj and roll me tonight
Rock me Maharaj Ji and say it's all ri……….ght
It's all ri…….ght.
Give him all your cares and fears
Give him all your worldly tears
Everyone who comes and hears
Receives the Holy Name
Creatures of the earth or sky
All the things that swim and fly
There's no need to reason why
Within his holy name.
Living in Satguru's world
I am yours my only lord…
So rock me Maharaji
and roll me tonight
Rock me Maharaji
and say it's all ri……ght
It's all ri………ght.
Turn the music high
Fill me full of light
With my second birth
I have second sight
Balyogeshwar Param Sant Ji Maharaj Ji is love.
SO Rock me….verse again.

Everything was fun at first
Things then went to hell and worse
Blob of all the Universe
Came down to take my life
I was just his little toy
Rawat took away my joy
Then He began to lie
And so quickly lost my way
I will sell you peace he said
And at his feet I would be bled
So neuter me Maharaj and roll me a joint
Fuck me Maharaj Ji and say it's your right
You're so ri…….ght.
Give him all your hopes and dreams
Give him all your worldly schemes
Everyone who leaves in tears
Receives his holy blame
Pictures of him warts and all
Premies don't you whine or cry
There's so many reasons why
your Lord is so lame
Living with Satguru's curse
I am yours my phony Lord…
So beat me Maharaji
and I'll roll your joints
Rape me Maharaji
and say it's my fault
It's all li….es.
Turned the TV off
Crap from a satellite
With this remote control
I've regained my life
Polywhompus Param Sant Ji Maharaj is love…
In Maharaj Ji's love.
So fuck you Maharaji
and roll your own joints
Stick it to Maharaji
and say you're all right
It's your li……..fe.

Arti Farty

Meditation begins in in the form of our Master
Adoration begins at the feet of our Lord
Concentration begins in the words of our Master
Liberation begins in the Grace of our Lord

Jai Gurudev Maharaj Ji
Your glory fills the world
Protector of the weary and the weak
You bring the death of attachment
You bring the mind true detachment
Save us from the ocean deep
Jai Dev, Jai Satgurudev

Creator, Preserver, Destroyer
Bow their heads and pray to You
All bow and pray to You
Scriptures sing Your glory
Heavenly hosts sing Your praises
Your virtues are ever true
Jai Dev, Jai Satgurudev

Chanting, fasting, charity, austerity
never bring you knowledge of the soul
will never reveal your soul
without the grace of satguru
without the Knowledge of Satguru
rites and rituals never reach the goal
Jai Dev, Jai Satgurudev

In the river of bondage to maya
All are swept out to sea
All are sinking in the depths of the sea
Guru's boat is the holy name
Guru's ship is the holy word
In seconds he has set us free
Jai Dev, Jai Satgurudev

In the river of bondage to maya
All are swept out to sea
All are sinking in the depths of the sea
Guru's boat is the holy name
Guru's ship is the holy word
In seconds he has set us free
Jai Dev, Jai Satgurudev

Anger, desire, attachments
Rob us of eternal life
Take away our heavenly life
Satguru gives us true Knowledge
Satguru is eternal Knowledge
The sword that kills our problem life

Vegetation begins in the word of our master
Re-education begins at the feet of our lord
Subjugation begins in the form of our master
Humiliation begins in the grace of our lord.

Jai Gurudev Maharaj ji
Your glory fills your head
Exploiter of the weary and the weak
You know the power of entrapment
You showed us all just what 'crap' meant
Realization don't come cheap, Jai Dev
Jai Satguru Dev

Fabricator, self-server, destroyer
Why do they bow and pray to you?
Have they really nothing better to do?
Guru gives true Knowledge
Sign on right here at Mindwarp College
Realization don't come cheap, Jai Dev
Jai Satguru De

Chanting, fasting, charity, austerity
Will never bring you knowledge of the soul
Will never reveal your soul
Without the grace of Satguru
WITH OR WITHOUT our rich fat guru
Realization don't come cheap, Jai Dev
Jai Satguru Dev

In the river of bondage to Guru
All are swept out to sea
All are drowning there so blissfully
Guru's boat is a holey one
A 'watch yourself drown very slowly' one
Realization don't come cheap, Jai Dev
Jai Satguru Dev

Anger, desires, attachments
Are what being human's all about
Things we couldn't really do without
Guru don't like self-expression,
But anger suppressed is depression
TIME TO LOSE YOUR CHAINS, STAND UP AND SHOUT!
(Jai Dev, Jai Satguru Dev)

Jai Gurudev Maharaj ji
Tell us please, what sets you so apart?
Why should people even give a fart?
Without the grace of Satguru
We might all find we've a lot to do
Science, music, poetry and art, Jai Dev,
So long Satguru Dev….